Microcement · Metairie, LA
Seamless, waterproof microcement showers, floors, and walls — installed across Metairie and the Greater New Orleans metro. No demolition. No grout. No 4-week timeline. Preview your own bathroom in microcement before you spend a dollar.
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Your estimate
$1,450–$2,800
Honest range. Includes prep, materials, labor, and topcoat sealing. Final quote after Ryan walks the space.
What's included
Why Metairie homeowners choose this
Most Metairie homes sit on a concrete slab — the perfect substrate for microcement. We bond directly with zero subfloor work.
Keep your current bathroom intact. We bond microcement directly to the tile — no demolition, no debris in your driveway.
Most Metairie bathroom installs complete in under a week versus 3–4 weeks for full tile replacement.
Sealed microcement outlasts grout-based finishes by decades. No re-caulking. No mold lines.
Coverage near Metairie
Don't see your neighborhood? Text me at 504-264-4919 — I travel for the right project.
The Seamless Studio
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Of your existing microcement bathroom or any related space.
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AI renders your space in seamless surfaces — instantly.
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Real cost estimates for Metairie and the Greater New Orleans area.
Frequently Asked
The Shirtless Handyman, run by Ryan Mena, installs microcement throughout Metairie, Old Metairie, Bucktown, Bonnabel, and the rest of Jefferson Parish.
Metairie bathrooms follow my three-tier pricing. Essential Overlay: starting at $5,500 (most qualifying overlays $5,500–$9,500). Signature Transformation: starting at $15,000 (most Signature transformations $18,000–$35,000+, includes up to 30 sq ft of radiant heated flooring at no additional charge). Luxury Wet Room: starting at $30,000, custom luxury projects are priced individually. Final pricing depends on substrate condition, square footage, waterproofing requirements, plumbing, fixtures, electrical work, access, and finish complexity.
Yes — concrete slab homes (very common in Metairie) are an ideal substrate for microcement. I install directly on properly prepped concrete, often without any subfloor work.
Properly sealed microcement is fully waterproof and mold-resistant — making it especially well-suited to Metairie's humid, year-round wet climate. It's used in walk-in showers, wet rooms, and outdoor patios across the metro.
Free preview. No account. Real cost estimate. Built by Ryan Mena, born in NOLA.
Serving homeowners across the New Orleans area with grout-free bathrooms, microcement, and specialty finishes.