Microcement · New Orleans, LA
Seamless, waterproof, zero-grout microcement showers, floors, and walls — applied by hand across Greater New Orleans. No demolition. No 4-week timeline. No grout to scrub. See your own space rendered in microcement before you spend a dollar.
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Your estimate
$1,450–$2,800
Honest range. Includes prep, materials, labor, and topcoat sealing. Final quote after Ryan walks the space.
What's included
Why New Orleans homeowners choose this
Sealed microcement has zero seams or grout — no path for water to enter. Built for NOLA wet zones, humidity, and decades of use.
We bond directly to your existing shower tile, floor, or walls. No demolition, no debris, no dumpster in your driveway.
Most single-room microcement installs complete in under a week — versus 3–4 weeks for a comparable tile renovation.
Properly sealed microcement outlasts grout-based finishes by decades. No re-caulking, no scrubbing black grout lines.
Coverage near New Orleans
Don't see your neighborhood? Text me at 504-264-4919 — I travel for the right project.
The Seamless Studio
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Of your existing microcement bathroom or any related space.
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AI renders your space in seamless surfaces — instantly.
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Real cost estimates for New Orleans and the Greater New Orleans area.
Frequently Asked
The Shirtless Handyman, run by Ryan Mena, specializes in microcement installation across Greater New Orleans — including Metairie, Gretna, Harvey, Lakeview, Uptown, Mid-City, Marigny, Algiers, and the Westbank.
I price by project tier rather than square foot. Essential Seamless Bathroom Overlay: starting at $5,500 (most qualifying overlays $5,500–$9,500). Signature Grout-Free Bathroom Transformation: starting at $15,000 (most Signature transformations $18,000–$35,000+, includes up to 30 sq ft of radiant heated flooring at no additional charge). Luxury Seamless Wet Room: starting at $30,000 (custom luxury projects are priced individually). Final pricing depends on substrate condition, square footage, waterproofing requirements, plumbing, fixtures, electrical work, access, and finish complexity.
Microcement can often be installed over existing tile after the tile assembly is inspected, cleaned, prepared, and confirmed to be stable. Qualifying Essential Overlay projects may require little or no demolition. When the underlying tile is failing or the waterproofing needs to be rebuilt, the project moves into the Signature tier.
Microcement is fully waterproof when properly sealed and is widely used in wet zones including showers, pool decks, and exterior surfaces. Its sealed, jointless surface makes it especially well-suited to high-humidity climates like New Orleans, where grout is prone to mold and failure.
Free preview. No account. Real cost estimate. Built by Ryan Mena, born in NOLA.
Serving homeowners across the New Orleans area with grout-free bathrooms, microcement, and specialty finishes.